This domain has been seized by Muck Corp on a warrant from the Muck Corp Department of Bad Decisions.

Costanza Poker was caught running a poker game where the worst hand wins. Muck Corp didn't shut it down. Muck Corp bought it, renamed it Muck Poker, and made it company policy.

The takeover was approved unanimously by the Muck Corp board, meeting at headquarters in Rocky Rivers, which is the back room of a card room. The vote was one guy and a laminated photo of a guy.

Former management has been let go. The old logo is in a dumpster out back. Muck Corp regrets nothing and is already looking at a bowling alley.

Larry has been assigned to the case. Larry is a dog. Nobody has told him.

The game now lives at muckpoker.net.

Costanza Poker is now Muck Poker. Your account and your chips are safe and coming with us. Play money only; no real-money gambling. themuck.net/corporate